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It's not a gaming session untill someone quotes Monty Python

I remember once my players spent like 15 minutes discussing how to get across a 10 foot long puddle of water in a cave.

Eventually I had to remind them that 10' isn't that far, and you can RAW jump your strength score in feet with a running start. They didn't need to build a bridge or cut into the walls. They could also just go into the water, but I understand not wanting to submerge yourself in cave water when you don't know what's down there.

I was sneaking into a building while wild shaped into a cat, the mage was quietly removing knives from the kitchen with mage hand before creeping in the window. Our artificer was making sure there was no one in the manor's first floor bathroom. Upon finding a gentleman squatting down to relieve himself, she threw acid on him in a panic. That was when we rolled for initiative.

I was told about a session where a character was trapped in a room with a bunch of enemies right outside the door. He told the DM he wanted to open the door and cast fireball. The DM asked if he really wanted to do that and warned it might not be a good idea, but he insisted. So the DM said the resulting explosion killed the enemies and the character's head went rolling down the hall. Always read your spell descriptions!

Unless you're trying to play a wacky game. Then it quickly turns into game of thrones.

"Hey, look out down there cause I gotta pee"

The number of bodies dead or otherwise that get shoved into bags of holding...

HarmonQuest.