_druid

joined 2 months ago
[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

Not just violence, she melted a dude's junk off with acid. Just some staff in the manor, not even a guard.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I was sneaking into a building while wild shaped into a cat, the mage was quietly removing knives from the kitchen with mage hand before creeping in the window. Our artificer was making sure there was no one in the manor's first floor bathroom. Upon finding a gentleman squatting down to relieve himself, she threw acid on him in a panic. That was when we rolled for initiative.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't make her cum, I allow her to, once she's earned it. And she better thank me for it.

Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Training doesn't always go well.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's a gentleman over there with a dry boat hook, to pull the block stage left. As far as a lock, perhaps there's a slot and a peg going into the floor beneath the wheel?

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

About to get taurine in our drinking water I bet.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just let me fire this pistol right next to my goddamn ear real quick.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

It's FDA acknowledged!

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Certainly AI will help us in that regard, right? Let me find a prompt engineer to see what answers they come up with.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?

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