this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
246 points (97.7% liked)

Bikini Bottom Twitter

4246 readers
186 users here now

Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] errer@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

$10 would be a bargain at some places

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I know right? A burger, fries and coke is $13 at Jack in the Box.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They have a burger at Applebees near me. It’s like $17.00. It’s a decent burger but no way should it cost that much.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There a place in Portland my friend likes and she told me a Burger meal was like $30. Fucking what

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s nuts. But I’d be willing to try it. So long as I know what I’m getting into ahead of time. That better be a good-ass fuckin burger.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

She says it's her favorite. I would too. lol

[–] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Pro tip: use the app and you can get two tacos for $.99. I’ve been living off that deal for years now.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pro tip x 2: learn to cook don't eat their garbage

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was working a night shift and 100 lbs overweight I'd get their munchie meals, but the taco I would just throw away. I still have a serious love of processed and greasy foods and those things are inedible.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha in college i had friends that loved those things, always a pass from me tho

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dammit now I'm craving tacos, but that means I would have to put my shoes on. Decisions, decisions.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Given that this is the only take I've ever seen about Applebee's, imma go ahead and say that Applebee's is properly rated. And it is rated bad.

[–] FrostBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's the worst when you are trying a new place too and you’re getting fleeced with the small portions, high cost, and it tastes worse than something you could’ve just reheated from home.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What can you buy, of substance, for $10 at Applebee's that's worth walking in there for?

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

in my country 10$ is a lot of food, like 2-3 days worth of good food

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fast food why you no make me go fast?!?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I can microwave my own food, thank you.