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[–] errer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

$10 would be a bargain at some places

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I know right? A burger, fries and coke is $13 at Jack in the Box.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have a burger at Applebees near me. It’s like $17.00. It’s a decent burger but no way should it cost that much.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There a place in Portland my friend likes and she told me a Burger meal was like $30. Fucking what

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s nuts. But I’d be willing to try it. So long as I know what I’m getting into ahead of time. That better be a good-ass fuckin burger.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

She says it's her favorite. I would too. lol

[–] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pro tip: use the app and you can get two tacos for $.99. I’ve been living off that deal for years now.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dammit now I'm craving tacos, but that means I would have to put my shoes on. Decisions, decisions.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Given that this is the only take I've ever seen about Applebee's, imma go ahead and say that Applebee's is properly rated. And it is rated bad.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What can you buy, of substance, for $10 at Applebee's that's worth walking in there for?

[–] FrostBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It's the worst when you are trying a new place too and you’re getting fleeced with the small portions, high cost, and it tastes worse than something you could’ve just reheated from home.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Fast food why you no make me go fast?!?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

I can microwave my own food, thank you.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

in my country 10$ is a lot of food, like 2-3 days worth of good food