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Rule 34 rule (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 178 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-

Amy Wong

We shouldn't judge others so harshly...

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 138 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

|>11 Maggie Simpson

This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can't be real.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I went ahead and blurred that out of the image

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[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I doubt you don't know that not only this is very real, but it's not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No I don't know and I didn't want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a lot of funny shit out there. Like "personality_excretion". It's such a wild concept that I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you gotta acknowledge the creativity

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[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Elon Musk is #26 and Tracer is #27. So there are definitely some edgelords fucking around and messing with the stats.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?

I choose to believe it's the adult version

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[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago

Probably long form comics that have Maggie in the intro panel doing nothing. Or so I'm choosing to believe.

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 90 points 1 week ago (11 children)

The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 42 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn't land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of "underage" fictional characters is also fine and shouldn't be illegal.

Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.

  • Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
  • fictional drawings don't harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I'm not even talking bout legit PDF files.

It's just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.

[–] 0xD 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

But saying PDF files is funny

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[–] erin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Legality and morality don't necessarily align. I would find it very immoral, but as far as I know, not illegal, to get off to drawings of children. Additionally, what's the difference between a photo of a child and a realistic drawing of a "fictional character" that looks like said child? I think getting off to children is wrong, regardless of criminality. If that's something someone desires, they should seek help, not indulge in fantasy.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Out of 11 we have:

Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher

And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?

Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maggie Simpson

You almost gave me a heart attack. It's Marge. (that said, I trust internet perverts enough to go for adult Maggie)

Edit: oh... it's the blurred out one

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[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

If it makes you feel any better, from a quick scan through some of the images the vast majority of them at least seem depict the characters as older and grown up.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Er, that's not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

What you need to worry about is the fact she's 8 years old.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1

Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wow, an anime character couldn’t even crack the top 10.

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[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm happy to say I've never fapped to any of those, too cringe

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same.

I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a gay man.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ned Flanders: ominous music

[–] guy@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy Flanders!

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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What else do these all have in common?

They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Isn’t it obvious?

Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.

Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren't they little kids?

[–] SausageWallet@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn't surprise me.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lisa Simpson!!!???? Please no tell me this is joke

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maggie on 11? You god damn sick fucks!!!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh my god. For some reason I read that as 'Marge' a second time. I distinctly remember thinking "Huh, that's weird."

Now idk if speed reading fucked me over or my brain just went "NOPE" and redacted that. And now I have in the fuckin' image.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that

good brain :)

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[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It... It's gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? ...right?

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal

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