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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Any pictures of this spliced with Trump and his fast food yet

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Hey Marty! Every legal resident in the USA should have the same health insurance as you, dumbfuck. That would solve a lot of problems in 3rd World USA.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ah yes. The 80’s coke heads in charge of things. Think they know better.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://trumpinsight.com/trump-term-end-countdown

Donald Trump Term End Countdown 2029

1331 Days 14 Hours 20 Minutes 52 Seconds

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So what are they trying to hide? That putin trashed donald lately? The bonds market going bad? That the life saving magic tariffs got rolled back?

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cooking classes fixes hormones

[–] Robotsandstuff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They're all fucking weirdos and idiots if I had a shop I couldn't trust any if this lot to work the till alone. If they where poor they would have all died by now.

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 1 month ago

Cute, little Trump

[–] Doubletake2121@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.

He's not wrong, he's just right for the wrong reasons.

90% of diabetics in the US are type 2. 90%.Our food culture is way out of whack, and we need to fix it.

Obviously diabetics still need medical care. But revamping the way we view food will allow many Americans to keep the amount of feet they were born with.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't they still need insulin though? Even if in lesser quantities.

Not against state funded mandatory cooking classes though if it'll help people eat healthier alongside insulin, though.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Type I and II diabetes (mellitus) are different diseases and insulin use isn’t simple enough that diet recommendations (which every diagnosed diabetic probably already knows) are a magical missing piece for RFK Jr.

People with type I are deficient in insulin and it’s part of treating the disease right away. Insulin is used for people with type II, who aren’t deficient but can’t use insulin well, later in the disease progression if other treatments are no longer effective.

If a person with type II diabetes is on insulin, diet was probably treatment number one and has probably already failed or isn’t effective enough.

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[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

RFK is enacting Aktion 74 as part of the construction of the american reich.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They get away with this shit because a lot of us don't actually engage them back in places that matter. Sure we all talk here but it's not like we're very visible. Right now, and for the next year, this comment will be shared on all other social media with a gaggle of agreement. But we will forget this by tomorrow. So they can saw say whatever they want really

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[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Check your privilege, buddy.

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