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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He deserves a glamour shot a lot more than most of the people who get one.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah, ATCs are heroes in my book.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he should be holding a Dos Equis and talking about what he doesn't always do.

[–] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago

Real men get plastered, then show up to work to juggle 50 objects in the air and nobody says thanks you or sees their face.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

This is what happens when Vogue Magazine is the last bastion of credible journalism in America.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

"During the day I concern myself with aircraft tail numbers and flight plans. At night at, da club, I'm only concerned with tail"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I trust this man and his powerful magicks.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, he does control massive, fast-moving, flying objects with nothing but the sound of his voice. Also: has had the fate of countless people in his hands, practically on a regular basis. He is indeed quite powerful.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

For sure, I've got legit respect for him. Both for his vocation and his sick sense of style.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

In the 40k universe this man is a literal Astropath. Navigation Wizard.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sure he speaks like Matt Berry "hello flight XY1234, be warned that you're flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Now, he's speaking out? Now.

Mofugga looks like he never shuts up. Hell, his beard's screaming enough for the damn room.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

In the control tower we're all fam

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

There are no midair collisions. There is only Balenciaga.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So why is Leisure Suit Larry here sporting a Merica pin? Is he also running for Congress?