Insurance: Nah we aren't gonna cover it. And for some reason our economical opinion trumps your own doctors medical opinion.
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"Yeahhhhhh here's the thing, a wheelchair costs fifty dollars, while the revolutionary treatment that will give you full use back is fifty ONE dollars...
So you see, there really is only one sensible option..." -every insurance company everywhere even if the prices were literal
But but... If I can get back to work I can make the $1 whilst also getting back into the workforce and by extention the tax base providing a lifetime of benefit to the public and keep my family out of poverty..
Denied.
What I've learned this means in practical terms is, "Wow! We are really good at healing mice!"
Well that’s great news for all the mice who can afford the treatment.
Yeah this treatment is only going to benefit the top 1% of mice in the end
I wonder if Basil would be rich enough…
This is the right way to solve paralysis, not Elon-killing-monkeys.
Monkeys are the next step.
Well, probably dogs or cats first. But eventually monkeys.
"Professor: As a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he made in life. Amy: Like the heaps of the dead monkeys? Professor: Science can not move forward without heaps!"
180 years old?
Its a futurama quote
This was done by Courtines‘ Team in Switzerland not Musk.
Their comment was in relation to Neuralink being in the news about killing monkeys, recently, not attributing OP’s news to him.
I know, I’m referring to a separate story that used an implant to wirelessly transmit the signal to the spinal cord. They were killing a bunch of cats and monkeys as well for their research. But they approached this responsibly and got a working prototype that helped a patient to walk again: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-65689580