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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Will you keep us updated?

We want to know whatcoms next

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

This situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet MORE BEES.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 48 points 1 week ago

When I was too young to understand politics or social issues, something like THIS would have been the most nightmarish scenario I could come up with. I miss those days.

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago
[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One time my girlfriend floated the idea of "bee play" with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn't want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

A bee expert is present? They might think of getting maybe another one?

Edit: this accident has created a big buzz - any updates?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

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And a terrible reminder of how things are going for us humans...

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

I think they're saying "beads".

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

MY BRIEFCASE FULL OF BEEES AUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Yup, all of the gifs I was expecting are here.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Free botox-like plastic surgery! Very temporary! Good for a night out! Simply drive by and then open your car window for a few minutes. The doctors will see you now! Bzzbzzz!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting stung by seven million bees seems like a great way to leave tight and plump corpse

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Final Destination: Apiary

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Whatcom? Bees com.