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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30580457

The President of the United States everyone... Deserves to be checked into the loony bin.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

I hate that I'm not sure if this fits the community.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve heard similar about Trump. They keep the real one somewhere secret and put the shitty one out in public, because he couldn’t possibly be this bad, right? He’s still the great leader, just behind the scenes right? Guys? GUYS?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

tumbleweeds

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

😂 This is exactly the sort of madness I came here for.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

If we feed him enough insane conspiracy gibberish will they remove him from office.

I know they won't, but we should still try and convince him that lizard mole people from Neptune are turning the Keebler Elves into gay wombats, or something.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hmm, projecting again?

Now that would be an interesting plot twist in the American Presidential Shitshow...

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did they mix his DNA with a cold blooded creature to pull it off? Cuz that might help explain how he could support the genocide