Greentext

7238 readers

884 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

649

Anon visits a guy's house (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

112 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 2) 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago

Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Professional chefs are far worse.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You would think they would be infinitely better than this.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

They can afford to pay someone to clean up their messes

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My butler takes care of it.

load more comments (4 replies)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Printer in the drawer that bad a thing?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fabricated and homiesexual

load more comments