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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Death always has a boner too

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 1 month ago

If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But humans don't have penis bones, we're pretty unique amongst mammals that way actually.

I just assume death is a human skeleton I guess.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He came for the guy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Always hard, but bone dry.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Won't make you go blind

The fuck??

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Death came twice that day.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*

THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!

THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Oh no, not on us!

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please ~~don't~~ form the strap

:3

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

This is too much canon for me

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

I sure hope so.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Unbecredible@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So, in a way he succeded?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Death can sweat

So Death can cum

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.

No wonder they're white.

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

turn off your adblocker and it finds you

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.

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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, the grim reaper is a gooner.

[–] mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Misread it as gum at first.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

🎼don't tell you wife about this gaaaame 🎶 you can do anything in this gaaaame!🎵 https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss

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