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Don't do that! Milk is conductive. This could make you a serial killer!
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Or you would have a firewire π€·π½ββοΈ
Getting the order right is not an exact science. It's more of an UART.
I can't think of a pun good enough to respond with, good job
You people need to stop bit with the puns.
Iβm showing my age here, but thatβs likely dvi, and not serial.
9pin is much smaller and 25pin is significantly larger.
But despite my pedantic statement, the joke still stands. Well played.
Oh christ, DVI is old now.
Same here, although I thought VGA. Dealt with too many parallel cables in the past and that didn't look wide enough.
Shhhh it's just a different flavor of cereal
Mmmmmm fruity loops of wire
My favorite...
Oh god, I needed to read this comment to actually understand the joke of the post.
Looks a heck of a lot like the RS-485 serial cable I've got on my desk right now. Scale is hard to tell, not sure how big that bowl is.
I thought the same when I saw it. That's not a DB-9. Harumph!
Fun fact: That's not real milk. It's just Elmer's glue, they use it to stage the perfect shot.
Food marketing is fascinating
You ever seen the microwaved tampon trick?
...no?
I may have oversold it, to be honest, which is fair given what we're talking about.
Soak a tampon in water and microwave it for a few seconds. It'll give off loads of whispy steam for a long time. Then, just pop it behind that lovely roast chicken (cooked yesterday) or warming bowl of macaroni soup (ice cold) to make it look piping hot for the photo shoot.
that's not oversold lol, thats interesting and cool (I think?)
Liking photography as much as I do, I really should look into all these tricks, huh
I think it is extremely controverserial.
...I should've thought of that
I don't think so.
Depends. Does the milk come from universal serial boobs?
h u h
I prefer Parallel Puffs
I've upgraded all of my bowls to Universal Serial Bowls (the C connector is specifically for cereal).
It's up to you for your choice of connector, though it would be drier than usual
The milk, the serial needs something to plug in
True, but what if there isn't enough milk to plug into? Or what if you have too much milk?
It will never be too much milk
This will be the result my friend:
Your house will overflow with milk!
You seem to really like milk
Put them in whatever order you like.
The bowl goes last.
...or does it?
Veritasium music starts playing
Yes it does, and I will die fighting on this hill.
VSauce*
I generally put the Serial in first, as its very reliable.
Good choice! I do the same
RS-23ewwwww
Then it's a snack (I think?)
Gotta take a waterfall approach
What's the bitrate of the milk?
.02