Fool and his money.

Woow, what does it do?

• It tells time.

Nothing else? So does my car.

A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my 'car', it's a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money...

I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

steals his watch

My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

"You got ripped off"

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad

• Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
• No it's still working.
• You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard

"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."

My car has an analog clock face too.

neat

Bragging is lower-class behavior

I couldn't care less.

"What a horrible financial decision"

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"

That's not a very high bar, boomer.

That's cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

Ok, and what's your question?

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

Shoot the man.

'nice watch!' then move in and quietly say "oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there"

This isn't a car

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

What time is it?

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.