This makes no sense. The USA was created billions of years ago. God made the rest of the world 6000 years ago, so there would be places to bomb.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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he made the shark to witness it all
Just as it says in the constitution.
You've no right to view the constitution. It holds secrets only those purified by righteousness may interpret. To quote the Justice Thomas, "I layeth mine pube at the alter of the aluminum can because I hath seen the divine."
A witness shark, because witness trees might get turned into freedom wood.
I always assume these people are trolling.
I could've believed it if not for the reply. The reply simply makes it too over the top to be real.
Nah, I can definitely see someone doing that.
That thought occurred to me, but I've met people this stupid and it's like talking to potato salad.
Naw man, sharks are smooth.
Kind of amazing how often people fall for obvious trolls. I pray to god none of the upvoters ever run across a con artist.
We have a tree in our village that's like double the age of the USA
4046 years is pretty old for a tree
In the Beginning, God said "Let their be McDonalds! And there was. And lo, he saw that it wasn't good."
This joke has layers.
Like an ogre
Donkeys have layers.
How about something nice you can eat, like a parfait.
I prefer donkey
"1776 would like to know your location"
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Liberian shark 😳
Who’s gonna tell them?
Meh, let them keep going so they're more easily spotted in the wild
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they're probably thinking of the north america landmass not the countries on it
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the earth was not created 2023 years ago
The funny thing about the "earth is 2023 years old" -claim is that it comes from christianity, more speficly 0 A.D. Because "true christian doesn't believe in evolution", but what they fail to understand, is that the "year zero" (introduced 525 AD) in Julian calendar (later replaced by the gregorian calendar) is based on the (presumed) birth-year of Jesus, not on the "birth of the world", which is why the original prefixes of the calendar are "Before Christ" and "After Christ" (Anno Domomini). It baffles me that people who claim to be deep in christianity fail to grasp this distiction in recent years. Within the bible, there is a whole books worth of events that happened before "the big J".
That assumes that those people read their book. Or that they can fluently read for that matter.
- The shark is not a person; it's a shark
thats some kenm shit
The might of the Eternal Republic is unmatched throughout history! America Invictus!/s
I hope they're at least good looking.
"USA is Jesus fam."
-That guy probably