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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think it is, I seem to remember this was for some sort of show and they were finishing up the make up, so this might be a bus or trailer.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

How much of that is hair and how much is makeup? I'm skeptical anyone can have such dense color with very short hair.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I would say fifty fifty, that's from an account that posts behind the scenes stuff from wrestling.

[–] Septimaeus 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Liberal use of eyebrow pencil on everything BUT his eyebrows? Sounds about right.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

It looks like spray paint!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Barely any real hair, a lot of makeup but mostly photo editing.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Technically impressive, visually appalling.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

ATBGE

The guy looks like a complete moron, but the barber did a fantastic job at making him look like one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

You do realize that it's just make up and photo editing, right?

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there an ATBGE community on Lemmy?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are they shaving him on a bus??

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

One handed at that.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mobile barbershop

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh why is The Boulder tweeting this lmao

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The lamp only works on a NY subway.

Theres lamps on subways?? th-3961623908

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Will it shock anyone if I say this dude is a wrestler?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Every time a can of AXE gets rubbed, an incel gets jealous.

[–] colonelsharki@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The face that was designed for solving mathematical equations

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's how I feel after chugging a monster.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

He really wants to talk to you about crypto.