Hazmatastic

Happy new year, bud. Oh, and also OP.

Huh, get to be one of today's lucky 10,000. Thanks, friend

There's always a bigger ~~fish~~ bear.

Do some slugs have 4 eyes and I just missed that growing up or...?

My flight is at 7, so i should be at the gate by 6 to be safe, and the line for security tends to be long, give it another two hours just in case, and I should give extra time in case something holds me up at check-in, so maybe be there by 3, and man traffic is going to be terrible, so i should leave the house at 1....

Then it takes 45 minutes to get through the entire airport and I have 5 hours to kill. Better than being late though, right?

Huh... are there any actual nuts cracked in the Nutcracker story? I don't believe there are, I just remember a rat king

I don't think it is. I've rubbed shoulders with the 1% on a few occasions and they tend to give shit like this the way we give out candy. I've heard of little gift baggies worth over 1k distributed in large numbers, and me being impressed by that was surprising to the person talking about it. He acted like it was $30-$60 when he was talking. It's spending on a completely different scale. Headphones are not a statement. They're an afterthought.

Could have also been the fact that it's a post-apocalyptic costume on a bald, white mannequin, which, even if you're not familiar with the costume itself, looks pretty similar to a post-apocalyptic costume on a blad, white woman.

This is like "Oh hey, that looks like a Star Wars blaster" "Umm, you mean you don't recognize Han Solo's blaster at first glance? It was only in half the movies."

or

"Hey that fantasy sword looks like it came from Lord of the Rings." "It fucking should this is Glamdring the Foe-Hammer, vanquisher of Durin's Bane, you fool."

Alkaline is usually soapy in taste btw

Title could make it seem like it's either a mix of the mad max and fallout franchises or at least reminded the poster of both franchises. It's been a while since I watched fury road, didn't recognize it immediately myself

To the surprise of absolutely no one

Chicanery