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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Aw, man, he's gonna have to get baptized AGAIN.

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe he can convert to Judaism, and they just take another 10% off every time... snip snip mfer....

Quick, get the man another Jesus tattoo!

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It will stick sometime, if he's a renewed virgin that means he can rape other virgins right?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like Russell Branded-As-A-Sex-Pest

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Russel Rush him straight to jail

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Russell Brand him with a hot iron

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right across the forehead, says, ‘rapist and sex pest’?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Just like that!

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, Christian men seem to always be rapin'!

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Just doing what the God of the Bible commands His people to do, like all the damn time in that book

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'll be funny if he gets convicted.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If it weren’t for all the victims maybe

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

To the surprise of absolutely no one

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forever grateful I was never a fan of his. It's always tricky separating art from the artist but with comedians it's especially problematic since their art often comes from their lived experiences.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only time I didn't mind him was Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I found him so annoying any other time.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

He was just "playing" himself, though...

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Gross. What a piece of trash.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

They should’ve had him at “bitch boy”