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The creativity of end users (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37177364

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31771868

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Too warm in the shed

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

This makes sense. I hadn't considered it. I lived in a place where the position of the sun caused it to be super hot indoors late in the day. Cheers.

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

shed.getCurrentTemperature() > dog.getSafeTemperature() (true)

[–] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man's got a roof terrace.

[–] jaykob@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

a woof terrace

[–] pageflight@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me (interviewing recently): Could I see an example design doc or some code before we discuss your offer? Hiring manager: We don't do designs, just launch and iterate. And here's some code, it's all fully self documenting. Me: Nope nope nope.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Jeesus, I would have immediately exited the call/room/building without saying a thing.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Guero means whitey right? What a cutie

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

If it works it works

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Snoopy!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

It took me a few moments to put that one together. Holy crap, you're right.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

You are all end users...

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

ON GODDDD

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Me with my breadbin: