Gives succulent Chinese meal vibes
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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We fry no rice before it’s time.
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Reminds me of Matt Berry as Lazlo in What we do in the Shadows.
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?!
Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.
A human? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
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