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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.

U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

filkthylfenidate

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah yes breakfast of champions

  • methylphenidate
  • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
  • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As NT-master race, had to look it up:

methylphenidate = Ritalin

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6

(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder

we don't talk about the bookmarks folder

*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

That's the methylphenidate talking.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

This is so disgusting!

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.

[–] GolfNovemberUniform 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is more healthy than the average diet.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.

genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 0xD 0 points 19 hours ago

Sure is. Why do you think not?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Zero Zucker

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.

yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

[–] helix@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago