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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

But where can I get the LEGO pipette.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 56 points 1 day ago
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.

But yeah, they knew.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I've gotta find one to help that. It's so painful during allergy season!

It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.

“it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Edit: it’s for "klopfing" the "schnitzel". I love schnitzel.

Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Now you're just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!

PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜

A lawn aerator?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette

[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Delete this please

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

bad dragon?

[–] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] xylol@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man I miss my potato launcher now

[–] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases...

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Uh... Is in a eppendorf tube...?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

"It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged"

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

Clearly the answer is... Jeff Stryker. Duh!

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago