this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
287 points (96.7% liked)
RPGMemes
12836 readers
640 users here now
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.
Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.
This was the most "androgynous" looking goblin I had...
Konsi's first two years of life were as a goblin in a goblin clan, so would have eaten the same as the rest of them, after that, the next four or so years of her life were as a street urchin in Waterdeep. She ate a lot of scavenged food from trash cans and rats.
She's definitely eaten beetles.
Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.
Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.
With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.
A wide flat ass is still a flat ass
Depends on their musculature
dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack
That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with
I aspire to that goblin androgony dream
Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.