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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Depends on their musculature

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack

[–] dumples@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 16 hours ago

Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

[–] luxliminal@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream