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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 377 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Another chance to post this...

From a 1949 book cover distributed to schools by DC.

Superman was always woke you dummy.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 159 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The very notion of superman is woke. With his powers, he could rule earth. Instead he helps kids and little old ladies with nothing to gain for himself. The guy is empathy incarnate.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 181 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dean Cain is an idiot. So there's that.

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 68 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sadly, yes. Like the hercules guy

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's also not white so what does he gain from making a stink about this? Japanese superman was the most woke thing to exist until 2018, he's got no room to talk. His show was also basically about superman's girlfriend, an extremely woke interpretation of superman. We can do this all day lmao

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

basically about superman's girlfriend,

And casting Teri Hatcher in that role, someone who's very expressive and versatile, was a huge success.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

My girlfriend and I watched a couple episodes of Lois and Clarke recently because we were like "woke superman?" and then found out about dean cain being a maga idiot lmao I had never heard of dean cain before but it was so weird to have that kind of whiplash. Pick a lane, guy.

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[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 176 points 1 week ago
[–] ideonek@piefed.social 76 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's litteraly immigrant. It's objective fact. What he's talking about? He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

That sounds exactly like something this twerp would say

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Superman isn't just an immigrant. He's a refugee when his home was destroyed by civil war. He came to the USA and made it better because he's an immigrant.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

Dean Cain has been a bitch for years...

He drank the maga Kool aid a long time ago

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago

Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything i don't like is woke (or communism).

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You gotta add /s

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago

It's almost like these people have no clue about the source material at all. Reminds me of religious folks 😂

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 33 points 1 week ago

An illegal alien immigrant at that!

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That was such a good book i loved the pocket size of the books associated well.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

More context. Drunk history did a thing on it.

https://youtu.be/-3VyPR0S0LM

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The argument that "I like immigrants, but don't let them change our culture" has been around for a long time. They'd say that about Italians, and now I can find a pizza place all over town. Seems like they can change it for the better to me.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tomato's aren't native to Italy

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Correct. There was a back and forth movement of culture. Tomatoes were sent out, then they put them in pizza, then their immigrants came over with the pizzas. The world is a melting pot of cultures.

Edit: maybe "sent out" is too nice of a term though. The process is messy and complex. Ugly at times

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait... Are you saying tomatoes are an immigrant too?!

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[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And you really got the hang of them. I want to come back to Italy for the food and people. Mostly the food though.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Dean Cain is just Kevin Sorbo 2.0

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Worst Superman says what?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Superman punches Nazis. This isn't new.

1000033542

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Did dean cain fall off a fucking horse and get brain damage?

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

We're still getting Dean Cain's opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He couldn't be possibly have been created by Immigrants /s

Looks up Joe Shuster birth place... Toronto, Ontario, Canada with his mother being from Ukraine

Looks up Jerry Siegel parents were from Lithuania

Hell looking up their parents if superman couldn't be an Immigrant he would be a Soviet.

Also Dean Cain has always been a has been loser for a long time now.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I thought he was dead.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hol the F up, the guy from Believe it or Not was superman?

Why tho?

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The guy from Superman was on Ripley's. He was one of the popular actors in that era. The show was pretty good and he had a decent turn as the Boy in Blue.

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