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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'd imagine they save the state intermittently and can boot it back up if needed. Depends on how valuable this sim is I guess.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Not very, I'm here

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

It's proven by scientists that information is never lost so you don't really need backups /s

[–] LemmyBeMyself@lemmybefree.net 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

They have a trick: every time you sleep, they reboot to avoid memory leaks.

It also allows them to optimize in the background.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Nah, they got the pay as you go model. No way they end the sim, they have to see the end.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Imagine talking about simulation theory with that much certainty.

the universe disappears

Yeah? Is that how it works?

[–] LemmyBeMyself@lemmybefree.net 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

They implemented ray tracing everywhere without DLSS so they should already have powerful servers

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

It's a race between GrayStillPlays and Let'sGameItOut to see who can break the game first, and I'm here for it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Mother's womb. You've been here the whole time and think that you can calculate creativity. Without the Owl's interest by betraying her love and attempting to take her ability to create and threaten to divide infinity with more math then Neo had any interest in trying to even observe.

You think you can create. The consequences of ignoring the love all of reality has shown you will soon do just all that. You cannot create yourself anymore than the that act will generate Zero. You think you have the ability to split something that isn't there.

If you think of a spook that will happen immenantly, you should study meth. It'll boost your ability to think about more stuff until the reaper will divide hour solace existance with nothing. It really is a good thing that everyone has them becau...

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Didn't Spiffing Brit find a few infinite money glitches with Steam and/or YouTube?

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Haven't heard of Gray, but if they're ~~nothing~~ anything (thank you auto correct for making me say the opposite of what I meant) like LetsGameItOut then I should really check them out.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I watch them both, LGIO is more about finding glitches and pushing a game to its limits. Grey is more about just not giving up and skill to do the impossible, both are fun.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 11 hours ago

"Ruin the game!" Is one of Gray's catchphrases.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website -3 points 5 hours ago

So the universe is a trans allegory?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

I'm here for it. Let's speed run the next cosmic reboot.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine it’s like the original Doom engine, it’s only rendered by ray tracing and showing what you (or anyone) can see.

[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That's why there's quant mechanics. The simulation can always invent invent thinga on the fly to reduce computational load. It's like lazy execution when soneone's looking i.e. me - let's not kid ourselves: the simulation is only simulating my surroundings - of which all af you are part of. Yadda yadda, there's only me.

On another note: the simulation can also always rewritebparts of my brain and retroactively change stuff in my memory making me believe different things. So i could also be reprogrammed to believe I saw this or that insteas of

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

It's probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don't let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

The universe spontaneously popped into exitence in the current state it's in when you're reading this, the only things that exist are what's in your line of sight, all the memories are made up, and it'll shortly pop back out of existence only to return a few billion years or femtoseconds later with a new line of sight and memories, along with something to let you know what's really happening but with enough plausible deniability that you'll laugh and try to move on before popping back out of existence.

This is your eternal punishment for something you can't even remember, or can't verify even if you do remember.

How would you even know this? you might wonder with a hint of uncertain dread, but the truth is I don't know anything because I don't even exist. It's all you: punisher, punishee, neutral observer, entertained by this meaningless repetition that bored you out of your mind lol.

Or shall we let this one play out a bit longer?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 190 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, have you considered that perhaps that’s the point?

In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the second post in a row where I see Douglas Adams referenced.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Time was when you would be in a forum and think "This is the second post in a row where nobody referenced Douglas Adams."

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

Cursed to look into the great mysteries of existence with a mind high tuned for pattern recognition and projecting familiar narratives.

Is that something beyond our current understanding? No, no, it's just a familiar desktop environment. But fuck you if you project a name and a face into the unknown. That's backwards and primitive!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah because rendering a blurry image of a star is so difficult compared to simulating physics for billions of beings and plants down to the atom.

[–] It_Is1_24PM@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen those billions rendered at the same time & place? 😁 There is no need to render NPCs you can't see....

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well it still needs to simulate some things of the NPCs you can’t see. Since those still affect things like weather, world economy, politics that will influence what the player character sees and interacts with.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah but all of that can be abstracted. Instead of simulating down to the atom, if e.g. a plant is out of FOV, you can just run a probability table for its properties and functions. Things like alive or dead, quantity of co2 and water consumed, o2 produced etc.

[–] pxlkttn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago

good! we need to turn it off and then on again.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

It's all good, the simulation has asset culling and LOD settings.

[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You know that friend of yours who never did anything after high school and then completely disappeared? That's right. Asset culling.

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[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I'm imagining a big ERROR - pop-up appearing in the sky all of the sudden.

The idea amuses me!

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

"We apologize for the inconvenience"

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

:( Something went wrong.

If you send this to a technician, include this error code:

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Seeing Valve's error.mdl would explain so much about this universe.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't worry, light pollution from cities cancels it out. The simulation used to need to render a detailed night sky for pretty much everyone on the planet. Now most people just get a dull greyish black.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

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[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 21 hours ago

We love neo-geocentrism

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would fucking love to see the walls around me come crashing down with a matrix effect.

It'd be a sigh of relief. A deep one.

[–] biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh you think you exist somehow outside the simulation and are not just a construct of it. The Truman of the show.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

It's nothing special. It's blue.

Now excuse me, I'm off to imbibe vast quantities of alcohol.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Maybe the frame rate is slowing down already. We'd never know.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

That happened in Permutation City. The simulation could stop intermittently or go extremely slow and no one inside could notice.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Nah we’re fine, it doesn’t use processing power until we observe it. Maybe if we set up a bunch of observation posts and intentionally tried to DDOS reality, but I’m sure it has enough resources for our puny science.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

FOV: 0.1

Render Distance: 13b light years

CPU: 😵‍💫

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 20 hours ago

I use glasses so I can switch between high render distance and high-FPS.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, did world shit start getting spicy when JWT went online?

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