Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
A computer can never find out
Therefore a computer must never fuck around
No mention of all the privacy invasions you'd have to be good with so that the agents could do all that.
Now think about this with healthcare, finance, education, etc.
Isn't this similar to how Amazon Alexa is operating as a loss because nobody ever says "Alexa buy whatever"? The vast majority of people prefer to browse and check for themselves the products for 5 minutes rather than trusting a machine to choose for them.
People are so wealthy at the top that what they want is a secretary but still don't want to pay for one.
I'm like, oh honey, we used to be able to do all this stuff. We had software for this. We had services in the web. Actually, I think we still do - hold on...
*looking at the national public transport route planning site*
*vague gesturing* this is peak technology and none of the AI bros have apparently heard of this shit, because they don't use public transport.
The Web used to cater to the niche services, until Big Tech rolled in, and now they try to replace it with patently inferior solutions.
"Negotiates 2 slots at the bowling alley" does this guy think you have to Hagel to reserve a bowling lane??
See in his future, the bowling ally has an AI that determines the maximum each customer is likely to pay, so yes.
I know we’re mostly joking about how shitty AI currently is, but for the sake of the future, smarter AIs, don’t give them the ability to go contact others and spend money. That’s how you get the paper clip/stamp machine apocalypse.
How slow are they making ChatGPT for this to be an overnight task?
It has to call the bowling alley 631 times between 2:10 AM and 10:03 AM when they finally pick up. These things take time.
No way. The AI would be smart. It would quickly realize they are closed and book lanes in a bowling alley on the other side of the globe
Guess who's getting tungsten cubes for his birthday!
Fuck yea I love metallic cubes!
Could you take this off my colony? We no longer like it.
How is the AI supposed to schedule with venues while you're sleeping? Aren't the people who run the venues also sleeping?
Your agent would communicate with the venue's agent, after some negotiation they would agree on $400 dollars for a 7.5 minute party for 5000 children
after some negotiation they would agree on $400 dollars for a 7.5 minute party for 5000 children
Both AI agents assume that all children are perfectly spherical and the venue exists exclusively with no atmosphere in a vacuum.
That's a great idea! Treating the children like perfectly spherical objects will let us calculate the flow of children through the bowling alley more like particles through a garden hose. Since we can accommodate many more children this way, let's expand the invitations to the entire school contacts list, with the new subject line, "Your child-sized balls are cordially invited!" The invitations are sent and your wife's travel plans have been amended to a one-day round trip starting and ending at the same airport to save on airfare costs. Is there anything else you need help with?
I almost thought this was a real ChatGPT response lol
They recently had the AI village experiment AI plan and carry out an event. They did finally have the event but there were some hiccups like they had to keep reminding the AIs that they were not coporeal and could not do things like drive to pick up the cake or make and bring signs to the event.
Not if they are in a totally different time zone, such as with a country half-way around the world. Or if the venue has an automated system available 24/7... Like a website or app.
Roundabout way to say “I’m a bad parent”.
I don’t have kids but pretty sure part of being a parent and forming a bond with your child is putting effort into raising them.
ChatGPT will know what they like so you don’t have to.
I know I can't be the only one that, even if AI was up to doing all this reliably, wouldn't want AI spending my money on it's own like this, surely? Like, I can be pretty picky and tend to spend a lot of time shopping around for things. A significant fraction of the time I end up deciding not to buy anything because I can't find exactly what I want at a price I'm willing to spend for it. I think I'd get hella stressed out that my AI would just buy the first thing that fit a category, or the cheapest, or whatever some company paid the AI developer to have it prefer, or such like that, and not to mention the worry that I might suggest buying something as a joke to someone else and have the AI hear and take it seriously or something and then my money's gone before I realize.
My friends trust llms to tell them what to buy. Surely that will never ne abused by capitalism. People are stupid.
Which is doubly hilarious because that's the point of AI anyway.
Hide the web, or any other 'distractions', and just trust this AI 'friend' to make all the best decisions for you.
Fuck I hate this shit.
And none of them see it. They say I need it or ill be left behind. I can't believe theyre this easily duped.
This is how democracy dies... with people willingly surrendering it.
because this isn't for us. It's for the ruling class, who have more money than they could ever spend and don't care about anything.
Is it really that hard to pull up a couple of websites to search for flights? What is this negotiating he's talking about anyway? Since when has haggling been part of buying plane tickets?
This magic A.I. also has a list of 20 kids to invite to a birthday party, you still had to spend the time teaching the bot who you wanted to email.
"176 hour flight to England via 4 layovers in Antarctica" THIS is how you do comedy.
If you use AI to plan your day, you deserve this.
This makes me wonder, what about promt injection. I'm not aware of a reliable way to protect against prompt injection.
Yes it would be nice for normal people to afford a secretary or buttler type but ai isn't there yet it needs more time to cook and stop shoving it into things unneeded
Anyone got a link to the picture of Elsa ?
I tried using an ai image generator, but it couldn't seem to get it right, so I did it myself on my phone. Also I didn't know how to make her boobs any bigger, so I just made her head smaller to compensate. Hope you like it!
A mastapiece.
You should start working as an AI agent, you show promise.