this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

Pee range challenge accepted.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

A rare Backrooms toilet. Better not pass up this opportunity, you might be there a while!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 2 months ago

I don't like how close those three toilets are.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fuck that

my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Make it a game. Lift the lid, stand by the door, bend over, and see how close you can get

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Ah, a typical bathroom for an apartment in Copenhagen.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My ass fits but my shoulders don't

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Would be worse if it's the other way around

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That looks like a secret area from a boomer shooter...

[–] darvocet 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

then think about how to wipe

[–] darvocet 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

As opposed to a mere by-stander.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Brazil (1985)

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I love this.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Absolutely cursed

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, it's one of those toilets in silent hill.

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Plumbers hate this simple trick

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks. I've been wondering in these backrooms for hours now. Finally a place I can go.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

i love impossible space

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

When we see elevator signs: "Max. 8 people", we silently add: "or 4 Americans".

Likewise, this is a toilet "Not suitable for Americans".

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

The sign on the door reads "Execution Chamber"