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Fuck golf (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by potato_wallrus@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago

Acres of wasted land with a few holes

"You should have children playing here, you should have families having picknick, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. Instead you got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do."

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

You forgot the lack of mass ecological destruction and toxic levels of fertilizer with the mini golf.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm forever calling golf trumpball now. Fuck trumpball.

[–] toastynugs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Golf balls come in lots of different colors and designs fyi.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

I read the title and expected this to be about some new, bawdy, sport.

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A quadriplegic would like a word.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 5 months ago

slalom

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Golfing is a reflection of golfers' sexual life. Prove me wrong.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People who play golf often seem to be in a horrible mood too.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

You would be too if your day consisted of trying to hit a tiny ball into a hole with a stick, then spending ages trying to find it, again, and again, and again.