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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

My ideal living situation with a partner would be:

Two entirely separate living areas with individual bedrooms, plus a third area for both of us that also has a bed.

So in other words, I'll probably be single forever.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

I also need to sleep alone. Everyone is different. My wife stirs so much that it's better to sleep in separate beds and have ehmmm surprise night visits.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We all sleep alone soundly

XD XD XD

Oh my sweet summer child...

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Ass to ass.

Best sleep (on side):

  • Medium-thick, soft, flexible, cotten, blanket
  • Head pillow compressed to single shoulder height
  • Cuddle pillow to support top shoulder
  • Sleep mask to prevent light disruption
  • Partner ass to ass
  • Cat on top to hold everything down
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you have sleep apnea, the key then is to get a sleep study, and get a cpap. It changed so much for my wife

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

I too will testify to the power of the CPAP!

I was diagnosed with Sleep Apena and refused to use it.

I am not putting that stupid thing on my face at night.

Well when the MVA told me that if I didn’t show logs of usage I would loose my divers license i started.

It took one night to convince me it was the greatest thing ever, and I felt so stupid for not using it sooner.

My wife actually thought something was wrong because I was so “quiet” when I slept.

Sleep Apena is no bullshit and it is amazing how much it was dragging me down.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I sleep better when I’m next to my wife.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I also sleep better when I'm next to your wife

... Sorry, my pre-Lemmy internet use has corrupted me.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

“I also choose this guys’ wife.”

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

"ass to ass, ass to ass"

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 13 hours ago

Nah. My wife snores like hell, but I can't fall asleep when she isn't there.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Me and husband each have our own blankets and sheets and such on the one king bed. Cause he's a furnace and I'd explode if I got that hot. It's much nicer.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

Scandinavian sleeping, it's the best!

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

My wife always claims that I "steal her blanket", so we also got one each. But they're each 2x2.2m so if we wanna share one, we can

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 37 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Married and swear by seperate beds. It's amazing if you've got the space. But it is good to make sure you get plenty of "lying about in bed together" time. But it's great to be able to go off to your own bed after for a peaceful, undisturbed sleep. And being able to read a night or get dressed in the morning without worrying about disturbing your partner.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I've dated one person who could not bear to be touched at all in her sleep (but she insisted on sharing the same bed, which made things awkward for me) and another person who snored, but I think that humans probably generally sleep better together. It isn't a sexual thing - look at non-human animals and how they often sleep cuddled up together. As a kid, I shared a bed with my grandfather (we lived in a small apartment) and I would fall asleep hugging him, and as an adult I slept better when I could cuddle up with my dog.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And how is the chocolate factory business?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 26 points 15 hours ago

Come with me
And you will see
A world of OSHA violations

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I guess I’m in the minority that I have a harder time sleeping without my spouse than with. I realized about six months in that I’d rapidly developed some sort of dependence where I would fall asleep quickly if I spooned her. She had surgery in January and spent several weeks in the guest room so she could avoid the stairs, so we’ve tried being apart. It is nice if you have the space/budget for a king bed, though, to spread out from each other some.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

The idea about separate beds is that that needn't be separated, sometimes they could be pushed together.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But then someone gets stuck in the crack in the middle, which will lead to arguments and divorce.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 1 points 9 hours ago

Maybe the sleep number company was on to something, i dunno

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

The Thin man did have the perfect marriage...

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

I'd absolutely love if my wife and I could do the separate bed thing, but she ain't having that for similar reasons you describe. As such, we won't live anywhere that won't accommodate our cal king bed, because she sleeps like a starfish and queen and smaller is a no go.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I sleep much better when my wife is nearby. We have a super king though so she isn't exactly smushed against me, she's just nearby.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Big room, ~~big~~ HUGE bed

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 4 points 13 hours ago

The room is pretty tiny so it's mostly bed!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My wife and I have separate sheets and blankets, it's almost like our own beds. It's some good sleep.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 4 points 14 hours ago

That's a good middle ground. Good for you both

[–] HowlsSophie@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Me and my husband HAVE to have separate beds. He moves around a lot and it's like being in an earthquake.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of the big bed and separate blankets strategy. It's similar, but you don't have to get up to cuddle, you just scootch closer.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 11 hours ago

This is what we do, works great!

[–] mang0@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Hasn't the idea of "sleep divorce" been circulating In news recently?

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I like John Hodgman's suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.

I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 2 points 14 hours ago

Death by drowning to sleep walkers, though

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Been doing this since the pandemic. And no, it's not a dead bedroom situation, not by a longshot. We just have wildly different circadian rhythms, sleeping habits, we both snore, all of which was leading to consistently interrupted sleep for both of us. This was the only compromise that didn't impact anyone's health. Sharing a bed all the time is romantic, but hardly practical in the long run. Especially when prostatitis and peri-menopause enter the picture.

It's also been a godsend when anyone gets sick. Plus, a ton of decorating options opened up for both of us - it's nice.

Also: the royals do this. With all the wealth the Windsors have, giving everyone their own private suite was where they landed. Makes you think.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 hours ago

LMFAO, you're using the Royals as your example of romantic loving couples?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

The royals often weren’t marrying for love either, though, so I’m sure separate rooms helped with keeping some distance from someone they might not actually like and also made it easier to entertain their paramours.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We do separate beds. Mostly because I have a clinical sleep disorder. But we also have different mattress preferences, so even then I could make a case for it. Works great.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online -3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Snore... you snore it's okay.. it's called apnea. A lot of us have it..

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, I'm bi-polar and need a very regimented sleep-hygiene to not slip into bouts of insomnia. I snore too (yes, sleep apnea), but she didn't say we need separate beds because of that. I said we need separate beds because if I can't sleep, I can't perform. And a long string of insomnia can trigger a manic episode. But thanks for the armchair diagnosis.

[–] Worthess@discuss.online 3 points 11 hours ago

Today I learned that bipolarism causes sleep disturbances as well

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshall and Lily try this

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

When my kids were babies and slept in our bed, people would tell me "they need to learn to sleep alone" and I would laugh and tell them no, sleeping alone is so easy, you have to have practice to be able to sleep with someone else. All of them transitioned very easily to sleeping alone, because it is so easy.