please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We're talking about sex toys.
bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
They're all full of beer - if you're Russian frontline enough.
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
explosives
But I love it when things explode inside of me 😩
a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it's ridiculous
Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
people just do. it's not like there is any kind of enforcement.
LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
The real problem is that they breed before engaging in lethal idiocy. 🤷🏼♂️
Are there beaches that don't? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?
"Beaches that allow X" sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.
Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we're talking about some inner-city "beach", but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.
I think this is something that's going to vary a lot depending on where in the world you are
I'm not a beach fan for a large number of reasons, including the fact that, in the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
But just as bad is that all of the beaches that are a reasonable drive from my house for a day or weekend trip are always packed, and I don't like crowds much either.
Also bottle caps sucks
Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.
Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
I just push my beer can in until it sticks. Easy money.
This was my first thought. My second was about the beach closest to my apartment on the Puget Sound. The sand there is always wet and cold, even on a 90 degree day. This bottle design is still silly for 99% of beaches in existence, though. I just happen to live in a unicorn climate.
The sand is cool just a couple of inches down.
You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).
My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.
I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.
Well that would make sense if he did the fire part BEFORE insertion, but that thing went in his trunk aflame.
Yeah that needs a flare on it
You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
I worked in an ER. I have my reasons.
Lol. Well let's split the difference then...molotov dildo.
In the sand you say.
two in the band one in the sand as I've always said.
"So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down."
"Get out..."
"No, no, that's what really happened."
"No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital."
It was a tragic accident while we were playing beer darts at the beach i promise!
So they didn't realize that you can already stick a normal beer bottle in the sand
Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.
You miss nothing. This is bullshit and should not get any PR.
sorry, but... does the label say "dream blindness"?
It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...
Ocean Blindness?
Ohh, that's probably what it actually is
that's when you get it in your eye during
When people put beer in their ass, they usually don't put the whole bottle up there. Just the liquid, because you get drunker quicker. How is this gonna help butt-chug the beer?
Actually this could make it safer. If you were to butt chug this, as in cap removed, drinking end in hole, the flared base would ideally prevent any accidental clenching resulting in a full absorption of the bottle. However, I don't think the flare is aggressive enough to do that.
Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!
Slap some fins on and it'll make drone delivery (of beer) more accurate at least.
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