You can take my piss from my cold, dead balls.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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I remember that picture. Its hard to belive someone didn't kill themselves using the cheapest of garbage bags for gasoline.
When I worked at petrol stations, two of the top dangers I had to watch out for were:
- Using plastic containers (some plastics will dissolve in contact with fuel).
- Filling containers in the boot (fumes accumulate in depressions).
This image has me reflexively looking for a big red Stop Pumps button.
fumes accumulate in depressions
Ohhhh so that's why I'm constantly angry but unable to get my lazy ass to a gym
Is this picture from that time people were hoarding gasoline in plastic bags during covid
Probably, and piss would be way better in those bags than gasoline.
wait, wait, I though this was shit posting?
This post doesn't give a shit. It instead hoards piss. Hence why it cannot be posted to /c/pissposting.
they had a great post last December. "Merry Pissmas!"
highly recommend pissposting if you're not afraid of getting wet 😉
Amateurs
Use jars with sealed lids to keep it fresh
It doubles as a weapon: soak your enemies in it to do mini-critical damage.
Source: I played to much tf2
I can't do that, because I make kombucha out of it. It needs to ferment itself before I add the rest of the drink.
I prefer it neat
Savor the flavors
Lemmypisspost
Weren't a lot of those photos fake?
Way of the road
It's da pee