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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 186 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

The elusive Chocolate Starfish.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 153 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (20 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 64 points 2 months ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 months ago

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 85 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.

And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁

I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn't tell you which one.

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 57 points 2 months ago

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too....

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
  • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
  • buffering is efficient and quick
  • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
  • can change volume and resolution
  • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
  • little to no algorithm or AI slop
  • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
  • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
  • privacy friendly
  • can download, usable offline
  • none of that copyright bullshit

In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the "waveform" thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

The Internet was made for it ig.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?

Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I'm getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those...

Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At first I read that as FFMPreg...

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