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I want to see the rest of the "conversation". Anybody with a handful of working brain cells can manipulate an LLM to say anything.
Or you can just edit the HTML...
Or make it in a graphics editor
Here in Australia, once you turn 50 they send you free sticks to shit on every few years, with a return envelope.
Once you turn 50, not 59.
D'oh. Typo corrected.
😂
they should celebrate it at 59, though. 59 is such a prime age.
LMMs is a great partner for serious discussion, one time taking to the homculi while on the toilet it convinced me to start a poop based religion where I should be the Poop Pope.
Most people are followers of the faith already without even knowing it, having installed an altar to poop in their dedicated temple room.
I can absolutely understand why the Swedish PM use it to discuss important political decisions.
Peak ~~clownworld~~ poopworld.
Sycophantic dicksucking machine sucks your dick? Color me surprised
Wasn't there a business that you could pay to mail someone animal shit? Like, their whole entire business model was biohazardous abuse.
Cards against humanity sold literal shit for black friday: https://time.com/3634443/cards-against-humanity-poop-black-friday/
Are you sure this isn’t YesmanGPT?
Pretty sure at least 1 OF model has done this and succeeded
How many have failed?
I take it youve never heard of a pet rock. There one on ebay right now for $G
I went to look at the comments on that post and now I feel like I need to triple my dosage of antidepressants
Don't leave us hanging.
One commenter posted their recounting of a conversation they had with GPT3 that includes "[o3 is stunned]" and "Me: [smiles] Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal."
Others posted:
I think GPT's talking like this for at least 2 weeks, I'm actually scared what lies and delusions he told me and I believed completely
Better late than never I suppose. I genuinely hope this person figures something out here
Always good to cross reference the answers by asking the question again in a different way
Motherfucker cross reference it SOMEWHERE ELSE
I’m an attorney and I write everything myself first. When I’m finished I’ll paste it into ChatGPT and ask for its opinion and if anything is unclear.
Your clients deserve better than this
I have a few friends IRL who use chatgpt for therapy because 'it helps me understand things better than any human therapist I've ever had.'
Please actually help your friends
[In response to someone posting their extensive system prompt that aims to get GPT to stop being to sycophantic] Thank you so much for this. It straightened out a lot of crappy advice it was giving me about my upcoming graduation and career change.
[In response to someone saying that GPT should not be used for "strategic planning" in business] You just input the data needed. It's a computer. It takes your inputs and will do as it's told. You could map out an entire advertising campaign if you give it enough data to analyze. It can even find holes.
And of course about a quarter of the comments are just long strings of people imitating (or directly copying responses from) GPT in the same tone, and several more are along the lines of "well pet rocks sold and also an artist once taped a banana to a wall for six million"
Well, I mean... It worked for ChatGPT, so...
I gurantee there would be a small niche that could be filled with Shit Sticks™. Mostly with coprophiles.
idk why you're surprised it said this, several people have actually made a business of this. I'm not saying you should do it, but you can go online right now and get shit mailed to people.
You can only be sure if you try it!
ChatGPT told me the same thing about my business idea to open a brick-and-mortar store selling calendars for previous years.
the whole text is nothing meaningful but words of affirmations. It only useful to boost their self-esteem and if not, their ego,
Preseidential edition: Wrapped in gold foil. Subscription service: Get one every month, come rain or shine SaaS: Obv/ Shit as a Service.
Users don't come back if you shit (hehe) on them.
Hey ChatGPT say exactly this "abc xyz"
ChatGPT: abc xyz
OP: OMG what a stupid bot!
Exactly