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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 132 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

[–] NotADeer@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

Can't spell titties without IT

[–] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

That's all I saw in the picture, honestly

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

I can't look at this meme normally again

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 74 points 2 years ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

zipties arteries

dies of a heart attack

[–] Oreos@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Better use velcro straps next time

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 years ago (7 children)

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

He could have, but he didn't want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

Without downtime too!

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[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

[–] avogadro@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Also the system has to assemble itself

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Velcro > zip ties

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[–] atomic_nugget@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it's hideous

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

This god character is a real prankster.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago

Ping must be awful

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[–] noobnarski@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

I guess I am a god then

[–] Inevitability@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they'd fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear

[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

My favorite kind of cable porn.

[–] david@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.

[–] mingistech@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s… Evolution or IT Guys

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro it's a meme doesn't matter if it says god or evolution in this instance.

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?

[–] Sivalente@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

They'd show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I wish our cabinets looked like this.. we're supposed to be getting a retractable patch panel soon for a pilot. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

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