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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?

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[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Florida man

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frogs aren't slimy though.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.

[–] ater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

🦀 🦀 🦀

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Pregnant frogs?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A gnome is also missing there

[–] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A horny turtle

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nautilus missing some tentacles.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Saint bernard?

[–] T156@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder if it is just stone

[–] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Neckbeard computer chair

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