There's Linux distro called suicide Linux that wipes your hard drive on any mistyped command.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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I hope it comes preinstalled with sl and similar programs.
or with ll alias for ls -laF, I'm using it so often, even if it's not available, I still type it 5 times a minute.
if you type sl it wipes your drive. No funny train for you
Nah; it puts funny train to make you say phew then wipes your drive anyways!
Why don't those people just run an amnesiac OS like tails? Do they not trust themselves not to say up persistence?
Shouldn't it be
if guess != number
Isn't Russian Roulette played with one bullet in the chamber? Not five?
A chamber is the space in automatics, semiautomatic, and the slide back single shot weapons for the bullet when it is about to be fired. Any game of Russin Roulette played with a bullet in the chamber is going to be very short.
Russian Roulette is played with one bullet in the cylinder, the spinny thing on a revolver.
gun nerds are the worst.
Lemme tell you about the difference between a clip and a magazine!
A magazine is a paper distributed like newspapers but in more of a booklet form and with higher quality paper.
A clip is the thing that holds you chips bag closed after opening so they don't get stolen.
Edit: that should be stale, not stolen, but I'm leaving it
Russian roulette hard mode: you’re hoping for a jam.
More fun like that
The game we see here is Russian Russian Roulette.
Russian-in-Ukraine roulette
Polish Roulette?
~~It wouldn't work anyways because decorator can't be applied to variable setting~~
Turn out I somehow mistook # as @
Isn't it also played with 6 slots instead of 10?
You'll get an OSError if you try to remove a directory with os.remove
I was gonna say, isn’t os.remove only for files? Docs say yes.
Delete a random one of the System DLLs
It’ll crash good and hard after a game or 2
Just delete hal.dll.
shutil.rmtree('C:\\Windows\\System32')
No docstring, no shebang, no main function, no raw strings, and I’m sure they don’t have unit tests with a mocked filesystem.
Error: that file path does not exist.
Is that actually what happens? Let me check.
String ain’t raw and \ will escape
It's what happens on my machine.
It works on my machine.
were not shipping your machine dave
I have laughed at this for too long. Good way to start the morning.
Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.
Have you actually tried that? It just works. Win11 isnt much more than a big Win10 feature update. We've updated a few hundred machines across several customers and they rarely required manual intervention.
So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works.. Internet points are surely a drug