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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We used to not have AI slop on the internet, especially reposting AI images.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why you gotta report em to the community admins boss. I've been doing it constantly when I see slop.

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just a little joke, if they had photoshopped it together would it be fine?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. Turns out human effort is the key. Who'd've fucking guessed?

(But photoshop uses ai now) I don't give a flying fuck. That's a motte-and-bailey and you fucking know it.

(But... but... but this is a literal straw man) Yep, it sure is. You got something that isn't that lazy-as-shit motte-and-bailey? Hit me with it.

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well that's your opinion. I guess he did think of the joke? That's at least something.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

We don't need clanker work on Lemmy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

EG3G §ALAD SANDഡICH

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My brain is yelling "AI image!"

[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

What tipped you off?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your account is perfect for sarcastic retorts. I imagine someone looking up at your username after reading a particularly cutting remark, and it really twists the knife.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favourite is offering people my username, because it suits them more.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest:

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really just need the final frame.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ask and you shall receive:

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 points 1 month ago

if it quacks like a duck...

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got salmonella from looking at this.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You silly person - that's clearly egg, not salmon.

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ella is a stupid name for a salmon anyway.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hmm, guess they'll just have to get into R&B instead.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Salmon Ella is very disappointed by your lack of biology knowledge.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I once recommended the YouTuber "Sam O'Nella" to a friend via text; after a brief pause he responded "are you trying to say you have salmonella?" I've never felt so ill respected in by life.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[–] Funky_Beak@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

It looks like those devices you put infants in. But it has a blend function

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Stop spreading Ai slop like some plagued rat

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone, somewhere, who lived through the 70s, would believe this is real and say he remembers them.

[–] highlow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was born in the 70s and have seen an egg salad machine. It's a huge slow stainless steel blender well 3 of them. Don't put an air hose to the tubing thinking you can clean it quicker by blowing it into a box. You will get fired.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

See, told ya,

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

This was one of the first ai images that really got big in the meme world

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C'mon folks, it's called vertical integration, let's get with the program ok?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And a greenhouse above the coop to supply the chicken feed.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Thank you for Arrested Development

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I see you Mitchell, and I know you posted this. With your egg salad smelling breath and your egg salad smelling farts and that egg salad eating grin on your face.