Omg its a real article: archive link
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So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement lmao
They got multiple different witches to cast multiple curses (and they mention "Priestess Lilin" by name), but the one specifically called "POWERFUL HEX SPELL" with 2-3 weeks delay seems to be this one by "UrsulaSpells": https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1806923429/powerful-hex-spell-direct-energy-focus?ls=s&pro=1&bes=1
apparently it's in high demand right now
Holy fuck. Do I need to apologize to all my friends who say shit like “I’m a witch” for mercilessly making fun of them now?
I won’t but like, should I?
This is a must read piece of article as it tell you the lore of the assassination that mainstream news will not tell. It's the work of Claire, alongside the Swifty, which make the hex so strong his head got bigger.
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they're so cheap I don't mind the occasional dud.
What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.
That's the great thing, it's all telework so there's nothing to ship.
wow. i have some work for these witches.
This is my favorite one yet
Those witches are gonna get a lot more business...
The witch in question:
Well what a way to find out witchcraft is real.
Good work Witches, keep it up!
Considering how effective they were, I might be uncharacteristically open to the idea of magic just long enough to hire one. There's a tip line open for anyone who knows about the shooter so, once the witch tells me who did it, I'll pass that verified and legit info to the authorities. Gotta try to help in any way I can even if I somehow end up being wrong.