Not just stolen - inceptioned
crank0271
joined 2 years ago
I don't get into many conversations about porn
Well, now ya do
All the education invalidated by the release of Windows 8
We're also stupid beyond belief. Have you considered removing your sense of shame and any semblance of introspection?
But on a more pragmatic note, I think a lot of comfort in (anything, but especially in) social situations requires putting in the repetitions and trying to model certain people or traits. Who do you aspire to resemble? I've always appreciated media with fast-paced, witty dialog. Sitcoms from the 90s (for example, Seinfeld or Friends, to name a couple); movies by, for example, Kevin Smith or Guy Ritchie, and just becoming more comfortable with the language. Read more, watch more, expand your vocabulary, learn and master figures of speech. Then find people to hang out with and practice. Go for coffee, or a walk, or a beer, and be candid with your companions about your desires to speak captivatingly and confidently.
...or are you?
That's really good to know about these things. They've been on sale through Woot. I guess there's a good reason for that.
You're just lucky they didn't sell you piss. Alternatively, you missed out on an "opportunity in the market" by not selling your lemonade piss.
Won't someone think of the shareholders?!
I've been sending his chain emails along since the 90s so he owes me some serious interest.
What if they fuck each other?
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Hey, relax man. We aren't all mechanical engineers here.