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[–] fraksken 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

we quickly encountered problems in sourcing willing volunteers for our study, however, and the ethics committee was adamant that the use of unwilling volunteers would result in disciplinary action.

Gold. I'd volunteer 🤤

[–] mental_block@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

.....aaaand it's a tab on Pornhub.

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

And farmersonly.com

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This could've won an IgNobel if it were real.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, an IgNobel winner first makes you laugh, than makes you think. This just makes me laugh.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It makes me just think... 🤔😏

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So where’s the market on this one? We going to start seeing these on grocery store shelves or am I going to have to buy this discreetly?

Personally, I’d prefer farm to table.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure demand is high enough yet for farm to table. I'm expecting DIY grow at home kits to launch soon though

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Farm to table or farm to anus

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No thanks, I’m not that into farmers.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

Thats anus to farm

I'm so sad this wasn't real.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Lol @ the one with the tail in the last pic

[–] espurr@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

We are going to have to science the shit out of this one

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

I'm sure if someone was making a real study like this, they would get it accepted somewhere with proper peer review.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Endovegephilia is such a cursed word.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

When asked to elaborate on if carrots would be involved in any discipline researchers were told to "Get out."

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro what in the "i want to remove my eyes" fuck is that

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago