And my stapler.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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Best I can offer is a hose, a hoe, or a shovel.
Is this like a murderer-rapist value pack bundle thing?
No, the pack included a tarp but I already had one and it was cheaper to buy them separately.
I got them off of a homeless person for my fish. Think he said his name was Gollum. I swear.