this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please return it to office

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best I can offer is a hose, a hoe, or a shovel.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this like a murderer-rapist value pack bundle thing?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, the pack included a tarp but I already had one and it was cheaper to buy them separately.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I got them off of a homeless person for my fish. Think he said his name was Gollum. I swear.