You can’t cross a bear with wheels.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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You can only miss the point if you ever aimed at it.
I don't get it? What am I missing?
I think dragging the cross is a metaphor because it's heavy but this fellas got the wheels
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Anyone giving these donkeys money deserves to be parted with it, unfortunately.
The new Jesus trike!
A three wheeled cross!
Jeebus: I have to do WHAT for these idiots? Can't we tone it down a bit? Like maybe if I got billed twice for my Disney subscription one month or something? I'm not on board with this whole DYING thing...
Practicing what he preached.
Pretty sure I heard a parable/fable/story about some ~~asshole~~ impious person doing something like this back during catholic catechism
do you want to hear THAT sound??
In the book, the sound gets to him, it's core to the scene.
They cut that for the movie and you know for a fact these idiots don't read, so there you have it.
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Just wheeling in the execution frame.
Man babies need their training wheels.