Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Apparently, they didn't like my critter sizing

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[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally a proper dad joke. My kids will absolutely groan at this one.

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they don't at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I'll post a worse one tomorrow.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not even a dad and I'll be watching for that one.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It needs to be constructive

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

The beauracracy in parks&rec departments can be NUTS!