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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is me and my girlfriend, it's terrible. She is always cold and I'm always hot. She uses me to heat up, which sounds cute but involves ice cold hand and feet touching my bare skin. She has like 3 layers of thick blankets, if I crawl under those within five minutes I'm overheating, sweating and feel like I'm going to pass out. She turns up the heat all the time and I wanted to turn it down to begin with.

I feel like being aligned on heat is much better than being very unaligned.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm 140lbs., wet. Think my wife is 100lbs. She's Filipino, not used to American air conditioning. Fuck me. The house is at 76F-77F, 74F at night, and she's suffering. 78F right now.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

How did you get a picture of my wife and me?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Funny thing; I've slept and lived with both skinny and fat women. Either way, they're cranking the heat. The fat ones are cool on the outside, but they turn into a nuclear reactor in their sleep. Same with skinny girls, radioisotope generators once they lay still for a minute.

And their hands and feet are still cold!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Fuuuuuuck, I may have to block this community for awhile. I hope i remember to unblock eventually....

But dam. Several months later and thinking about my ex unexpectedly still gets me all emotional.

Dont take it for granted yall, be honest with your partner(s).

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

My hands and feet are cold, my chest is super hot. I’m prone to sweating a lot and overheating easily, while still having my extremities be cold. I don’t know how you account for that. I guess I need someone that’s really thermally conductive?

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

So I am a perfect couple by myself?

I'm basically a space heater but also have poor circulation so my hands and feet can get pretty cold but it doesn't usually bother me unless I can't warm them up easily.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

ngl i saw this post without reading the community name and immediately took it as a joke about gaming pcs what is wrong with me?

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

They are literally both space heaters though.

I mean, Intel's strategy for increasing year-over-year performance was to push another 50W in and hope nothing breaks.

[–] ChickenF622@piefed.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Please! I need somebody to steal my body heat so I can finally have a normal body temperature.

[–] Taco2112@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I sit here(toes freezing and somehow also sweating through my shirt) and just see myself.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm always so hot I tend to sweat. So I prefer it cold. My wife is cold so she cranks the heat. Doesn't cuddle for long because I'll stick to her..

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago

hate it when the dew point is between your body temps so one of you gets covered in condensation