I'll get 2% cashback.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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3% if I can use my phone to tap. I donβt even need my wallet to fuck myself.
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"fuck it"
That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"
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Leroy Jenkins
It's a calculated risk.
...but boy, am I bad at math.
βIβll sleep when Iβm deadβ
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
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Yolo
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"Watch this shit!"
"One more couldn't hurt."
And the classic, "hold my beer".
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Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on Β£800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.
This thread is not good for me.
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
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Huh, I wonder what this does.
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
What's the worst that can happen?
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"
'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"
"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"
"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"that's a problem for future me"
Another drink couldn't hurt
YOLO
"it'll probably work out"
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
Will you marry me?
HASHTAG YOLO!
What could possibly go wrong?
"It'll work"
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
Seems edible to me
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
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