What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
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Seems edible to me
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
We're not here to fuck spiders
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
“I wonder…“
"we've all gotta die someday!"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Hey y'all watch this!
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Risk it for the biscuit
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
Just one more
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
God hates a coward!
Well, let's see what we get.
Hold my beer, Imma try something
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
I’ll apologize later
Looked good on paper
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Go big or go home.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
This time it'll be different
YOLO!
It'll be fine.