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I would imagine a pole vault type contraption to be used here (infosec.pub)
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[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

I had to check that it was the onion, because so often, it's not the onion

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Hey that's the same photo Fox used when they purged all non-blondes.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

A trebuchet would be more economical.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny enough there is a patent for a fetus yeetus device

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

At least it is an evolution from the Fetus Deletus

[–] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Laura Loomer is an anchor baby

[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

...ha, hahahahahahahahha, hahahahahahahahahha....

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Hurl? They total yeet the poor gal!

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The woman landed on her stomach on the mexican side of the border launching the baby back over to the US side into a nearby pile of brush on US soil. ICE agents argue the child was born on the mexican side of the border, however Immigration has already given the child a cellphone and 1000$ to survive until its hearing 12 months from now.