We're all holding our breath until we find out if the farter is MAGA or a radical leftist.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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crazy that nobody's questioning the ladies on stage at this point
gaslighting fr
It’s okay, everything’s just AI anyways
Who the heck is HAIM?
Sounds like a shitty PR stunt
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Right?! The article links twice to tickets, something smells fishy.
If it smells fishy, it's a queef not a fart.
I've definitely farted at a Haim concert
But have you ever farted... at all of them?
It was they who dunnit I done seent' that flatulence! Oh I don't seent' it and it were horrible. All them candles done rised up like the devil hisself apperated right fore our very eyes!
LOL
Yes, and you call them steamed HAIMs, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Could this be as a simple as: they have a superfan who is older or has some other condition that causes them to be incontinent, and they wear an adult diaper?
Radical leftist /s
Probably a stink bomb
Where is a HAIMS?
What is HAIM?