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[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

They've just declared war on their own Jesus:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+2%3A13-16&version=CJB

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matt+21%3A12-13&version=CJB

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+11%3A15-17&version=CJB

"Anti-capitalism", right there, AND direct "hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality", if one takes American televangelists as paragons of American morality.

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I check of all those boxes :3

  • Anti-Americanism: I dont belive in the concept of a USA nor of an "American", if New York became an independent socialist republic I would celebrate
  • Anti-Capitalism: Fuck capital
  • Anti-Christianity: Fuck religion in general (I mean all religion)
  • Support for the overthrow of the United States Government: Fuck the state
  • Extremism on migration: Freedom of movement should never be infringed, especially by lines made up by capitalists
  • Extremism on race: Race is a social construct
  • Extremism on gender: Gender is a social construct
  • Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family: They sure as fuck aren't my traditions nor the traditions of my people
  • Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality: They sure as fuck aren't my traditions nor the traditions of my people
  • Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality: They sure as fuck aren't my traditions nor the traditions of my people
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

conservatives wonder why they cant find dates on these apps and sites.

[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Wow this is anti-Semitic! How come no "Anti-Israel" in that list?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

indica (indicator)

You and I have a very different idea of what "indica" implies.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cannabis indica and Cannabis sativa are two types, or strains, of the cannabis plant.

For others, like me, who had no idea.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

2 species, you wouldnt call them strains if they are 2 different species.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Where indica simply refers to the plant’s first collection (by Lamarck) in India and sativa means cultivated in Latin. Loads of plants have some conjugation of this species name:

Allium sativum (garlic)

Coriandrum sativum (coriander / cilantro)

Crocus sativus (saffron crocus)

Cucumis sativus (cucumber)

Eruca sativa (rocket / arugula)

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hearing "anti-morality" from the child rapist is surreal.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

In the land of the rapists, the woman with a whistle is the criminal

[–] StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Other than extremism on migration, race, or gender I’m proudly all those things.

I hope the US government can be overthrown and their extremism on migration, race, and gender can be ended

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I assume I'm all of these things since they probably consider being in favor of trans rights as gender extremism.

Extremism for migration and race probably hinges on whether you believe in due process

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hold radical gender beliefs, I believe that trans women are women, trans men are men, and women and men should have equal rights while simultaneously yelling kawabunga.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Other than extremism on migration, race, or gender I’m proudly all those things.

Bullshit. You probably hold normal people views on those topics, rather than the negative IQ views that the GQP has. You fucking extremist /s

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Oh I am extreme on those things too. Extremely supportive. Aggressively so. If you try to fuck with that stuff, I'll fuck with you. And not in the hip new slang meaning.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago
  • "People with brown skin shouldn't be illegally detained and disappeared to modern day concentration camps." - Extremism on migration
  • "Slavery was a bad thing. Also maybe we shouldn't have the cops kill black people." - Extremism on race.
  • "It's ok to be gay or trans." - Extremism on gender.
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Extremism on migration, race and gender?

Well... that's the GOP

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Are we ignoring this is unconstitutional and against the foundation of the founding of this country?

[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I do love the American inclination to roll out a 250 year old piece of literature, stare down the barrel of a gun, and announce "You can't do that it's against the rules".

The Founding Fathers were violating provisions of the Constitution practically before the ink was dry.

But hey, maybe this is the moment when waving a big copy of the seven original commandments of Animal Farm and shouting "Four Legs are supposed to be good, actually!" will fix the problem.

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd argue trump checks several of these boxes.

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Anti-christianity" is pretty rich coming from the antichrist.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That list is honestly terrifying.

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[–] mormund@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Support for overthrowing the government you say. Hmmmm let me think 🤔🤔 Who. Who could that be?

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on religion,

So, like, not separating church and state? Or not being an agnostic deist?

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

extremism on migration, race, gender

Like Trump administration???

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I can at least understand what's being said by a few of these, but do we have an official, on the books, definition for what constitutes "extremist" views, or what "traditional American values" are in this context?

I'm guessing not, because I'm not sure they know what any of that actually looks like anymore.

They think they do, but they keep the wording vague in their official statements because these rules are not to preserve American culture or their way of life, it's all vibe based. I don't like you so let's see which of these vague statements I can attach to you so that you get in trouble that you literally cannot afford to get out of....

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

The entire point of vague shit like this is that they can use it to justify going after whoever they want.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"traditional American views on religion" so do they mean like upholding separation of church and state, or not quite that traditional?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the same contradictions all the way down the list.

"anti-capitalism"

So anyone who supports the government directly and arbitrarily interfering with private businesses? Like Trump is doing constantly?

"anti-Christianity"

So, anyone opposed to helping the poor and needy? Anyone who doesn't treat foreigners with respect and kindness? Anyone who skipped over that whole "meek shall inherit the Earth" thing?

"support for the overthrow of the United States Government"

So, Trump and MAGA.

"extremism on migration"

Also Trump and MAGA.

"extremism on race"

Trump and MAGA.

"extremism on gender"

Trump and MAGA.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Conspiracy theory time, I think it's vague like that on purpose. It's like fucking horoscopes, written so you read what you want it to mean. It's preying on the poor reading skills of the illiterate, and half of American adults can't read at middle school level.

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If that's a conspiracy theory, I guess I'm a conspiracy theorist now. "Terrorist" as context in legal wording carries a lot of weight, and can be used to bypass due process. When everyone is legally defined as a terrorist, the powers that be can make anyone, citizen or not, disappear at any given time without any public notation. I can't imagine any legitimate reason for this to be written as law the way it is, there is no "proper" place for a law worded like this to be used outside of a dictatorship.

To my interpretation, this isn't vague at all.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

To join the club, you gotta leave your phone at home.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

basically, a homemaker wife making babies, also traditional straight male/female roles and identity(white is preferable), to these conservatives. women must not take leadership roles, or in roles that a man should be done.-conservatives.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

"overthrow of US government"

Lol no. That's what traitor trump is doing. They're attempting DARVO lmfao. Fuck this dumb list lol. It's a patriotic duty to oppose tyranny. If you support this dictator, you are a traitor.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A reminder: To fundamentalist christians, the moment you hear about Jesus Christ, yet decide to not convert, you're anti-christian until you do so.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

"The power and the greatness of the Ori cannot be denied. Those who reject the Path to enlightenment must be destroyed."

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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Change "anti-christianity" to anti-religion and I'd have a perfect sweep.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, anti-Christianity. The founding fathers would be proud!

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