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Ejaculate asap (infosec.pub)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 48 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Can't decide if they want me to cum or go

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago

Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

[–] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Cumnado!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Gotta nut & bolt!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

CUM AND GO, FAST!

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Hold on! I'm cumming!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

That storm can blow me

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Just gotta do it again

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So... This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I bet in first class, that's taken care of for ya too...

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 8 points 4 days ago

Give me a hand then, and I'll be faster.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

I love it when you talk dirty to me

[–] Caveman@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 4 days ago

Alright I’m coming.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 4 days ago

So... she needs to pee?